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4.30.2005

Re: Daylight 

4.27.2005

Re: Police Phone 

He said суббота and let me go, saturday. That's my phone. A friend on the other end is explaining that I'm a decent fellow — but, would a decent fellow sneak pictures like this? Saturday.

4.25.2005

Re: Hot and Cold 

4.22.2005

Re: Secret (on a train platform) 

4.20.2005

Re: Radical Individualism 

... and the new papacy

4.16.2005

Does Opportunity Dream When It Sleeps? 

4.13.2005

1Yr of Sp@m 

A year ago I posted a query and asked for your answers sent to killbill@gmail.com; I received a very warm response.

Thank you very much, dear reader.

The first response came seven days later from a very cordial south African citizen, who "got my Contact through the south African chamber of commece and industry". Sorry, Fred Yengeni, I am not a reliable and trustworthy foreign partner. You should have sent me your website, so I could link you!

Week two: I received 11 messages offering a variety of medications: Xanax, Val1um, Vicodin, Diazepam, IGF pills (Go Below to learn how to get a Huge Johnson!). Sorry Alejandra Bullard, Carissa Roman, Troy Bonilla, Kerry Napier, Lee Peoples, Darwin Thacker, Leanne Cullen, Moses Hutton, Kenny Hernandez, Freeman Hendricks, and Emil Yates.

An offer for free polarized sunglasses arrived from eTicket. Derek Smith asked if I would send him a Gmail invite. I wonder Derek -- did you think to answer my question?

A month later the answer arrived from a friend -- Bill was driving a DeTomaso Mangusta.

The following eight months I received 16 more messages. Mypoints.com welcomed me to their rewards program; they and BLOCKBUSTER video think my name is Bruce. Yahoo! Messenger <directmail@yahoo-inc.com> thinks I signed up for Y! Hmmm. Gmail Team <configuration@gmail.com> wrote: In the first 102 complete days of this year, 16 spam messages were not marked as such. There are also (??) 16 messages in my spam folder (last 30 days). 30% of my spam is written in Chinese. I am using 1MB (0%) of my 2087 MB.

I sent one message to beatrix.kiddo@gmail.com, but she did not reply. She will hear from Yengeni for this.

Most precious of all, the first message of 2005 turns out was sent to the wrong address. Just my luck to receive two .jpg attachments with descriptions written in Russian.

4.09.2005

Re: Rosy Rosy 

4.04.2005

Cube life 

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