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4.26.2004

Filing Systems and Records Management 

From a garage sale in Berkeley, a 1960s business-school text on filing systems and records management (Kahn, Yerian, & Stewart).

Steps in the filing process: (1) Inspecting, (2) Indexing, (3) Coding, (4) Sorting, (5) Storing






Chapter Six: Numeric Filing






The use of numerals to identify records has many advantages to alphabetic indexing.





Chapter Nine: Equipment and Supplies






Relative Cost to Maintain a Standard Four-Drawer Cabinet: 3% Cabinet, 12% Supplies, 21% Floor Space and Overhead, 64% Salary (clerks then earned $50/wk), total annual cost = $335






This post is dedicated to computers. Wow.

4.25.2004

Re: Weekend 

4.24.2004

Esquire 06.1941 

20th century advertising copy -- 28% less nicotine!

Buy Camels by the carton -- for convenience, for economy. By burning 25% slower than the average of the 4 other largest-selling brands tested -- slower than any of them -- Camels also give you a smoking plus equal, on the average, to 5 EXTRA SMOKES PER PACK!


With her as your sportive divinity, you have -- like Paris -- a golden chain around both legs of Lady Luck. Whether your bridge be contract or auction, your poker strip or stud; whether you play four card euchre or simple slap jack, this long-limbed goddess, succulent as the dew-moistened plums of Persia, will make fortune fall in your hand.

Piquantly ensconced on the back of the svelte playing cards, she comes to you clad either in the rarefied atmosphere of a breathless altogether; or veiled in vestal Ziegfeld* gee-gaws, if you would rather play your cards indoors.

* Varga's [sic] idealized conception of Ziegfeld beauty, especially created for the current M G M "Ziegfeld Girl"


Send the naked coupon below with 50c for either; or with 95c for both. Perhaps you had better have both; for then, like the fabulous Cassanova, you will have a card up your sleeve -- if not an ace in the whole -- for and on every occasion.

Clip and mail this coupon today to Esquire, P.O. Box 1719, Chicago, Ill.



* The Magazine for Men
* The Smartness of a Coupe
* Jockey Underwear prevents squirming
* "Do you mind if he's only a private?"
* "I could try to live within his income -- but what's he going to live on?"
* It's a great country that grows 'em like this

This post is dedicated to the rarefied atmosphere of a breathless altogether.

4.23.2004

txnmgr.c 

Headache: txnmgr.c
Migraine: flush.c

This post is dedicated to Zam, Nikita, Hans & Co.

4.16.2004

Kill Bill 

Pei Mei also taught me the five-point palm exploding heart technique. I'm a bad person for not telling.

Thanks, Blogger, for the Gmail invite. If you know what kind of machina Bill has parked in the background, send your answers to killbill@gmail.com. This post is dedicated to Beatrix Kiddo.

[2004/05/20 (+one month, four days) and the answer is "DeTomaso Mangusta". Lila, thanks.]

[2004/04/13 (+one year) spam tastes great.]

4.14.2004

Re: Vacation 

4.12.2004

To the Lighthouse 

This post is dedicated to Virginia Woolf.

4.02.2004

Palo Alto University Ave. 







159 so far. This post is dedicated to programming on your day off.

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